Roo Balls Bottle Opener

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Sustainably and humanely harvested, this is — depending on who you are — either the best gag gift or the best conversation starter we’ve ever seen

We didn't believe it when we saw it. But it's real. And it might just be the perfect gag gift. That or one memorable icebreaker at the New Year's Eve party when plenty of bottles will need poppin'. Ethically and legally acquired from the Australian Red Kangaroo, the Roo Balls! Bottle Opener is one part functionality, two parts novelty, and zero parts subtle.

It's ballsy for sure. And we'll drink to that.

Harvested humanely and according to the strict regulations of the Australian National Parks and Wildlife Service.

Item may vary in shape and size due to natural differences.

Features

• Light brown/blond in color
• Bottle opener technology
• Red kangaroo scrotum ethically and legally acquired and assembled in Australia
• Item may vary slightly in shape and size from images.

Materials

• Base: (1) Ethically-acquired Australian kangaroo scrotum
• Bottle opener: Metal

Roo Balls! FAQ

Are these real kangaroo testicles?

"Technically these products are simply the hides from a Kangaroo Scrotum and the insides are made of plaster, you get the point."

Were any kangaroos killed solely to make this product?

"No. Each opener is made from kangaroos that were culled humanely, according to the strict regulations of the Australian National Parks & Wildlife Service. Both the Red Kangaroo and the Eastern Grey Kangaroo are harvested for meat or to control the size of the local population.

Once the kangaroos have been lawfully culled, the by-products are sent to an Australian company that specializes in turning animal hides into authentic Australian souvenirs. This company delicately dries, treats, and prepares each hide for commercial use.

Put simply: we could not import these openers if they were not lawfully harvested and prepared according to the strict regulations of the Australian National Parks & Wildlife Service. Please visit the Australian National Parks and Wildlife Service website for more details."

Are either the Eastern Grey Kangaroo or the Red Kangaroo on any Endangered Species List?

No.